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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

HAHAHAHA!!!!i just read something on another ppl de blog.....i think it is funny...read on.....
THE RANGE
OF 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF
WHICH IS ENJOYED
BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
DANGLING READY LOOSLEY
FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END
AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE,
IT IS INSERTED,
ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM,
FLESHY,
MOIST OPENING
WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY
AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN
WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
PULSING SOUND,
RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
IT LEAVES BEHIND
A JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH
WILL NEED CLEANING
FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING
AND SOME OF FROM
ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE
AND THE FLOWING
AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX
TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
THE ANSWER ! TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you thinking?
You PERVERT! ....
HAHA...i think it is funny lor....byebye

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